curltact engraving co. Rendering your Virtual Business Card

est. 2026 · Master Engravers of the Terminal Arts

Your name, engraved in brass, summoned by curl.

Curl with tact.

Commission your engraving

guest@anywhere: ~
$ curl curltact.com/jamesbond▌
╭──────────────────────────────────────────╮
│                James Bond                │
│                                          │
│    Clearance:  007                       │
│     Employer:  MI6                       │
│      Vehicle:  Aston Martin DB5          │
│   Preference:  shaken, not stirred       │
╰──────────────────────────────────────────╯
1
URL for your card
curl
or any browser
31
ANSI skins to use
$0
to get started
the process

How an engraving is made

step one

Claim the name.

Sign in with GitHub or GitLab and take the name you want. The Standard Card is struck in house brass and hung the same minute. Five lines, free, no card.

step two

Cut it to suit, then hang it.

Set the lines, the labels and the order until the plate reads the way you talk. Then hand out the one URL: a bio, a README, a sentence said out loud. Change the card later and every place it hangs changes with it.

step three

Add a seal, or a skin.

31 hand-mixed ANSI skins and 60 engraver's seals. Buy it once. Stamp every card you make. Limited drops rotate out and are not struck again.

the sample case

Whatever your trade, the plate fits it.

Same file, same one line to hand out. Only the lettering and the colourway change.

the after-hours card

Drop a link, not a friend code.

One URL in any bio, any lobby, any stream chat. The card carries every handle and every platform.

Steam Discord Twitch deluxe skin $18.00 once
╭──────────────────────────────────────────╮
│               Nex Voltline               │
│                                          │
│    Steam:  76561197960287930             │
│  Discord:  @nexvoltline                  │
│   Twitch:  twitch.tv/nexvoltline         │
│ Timezone:  UTC-5, evenings               │
╰──────────────────────────────────────────╯
curl curltact.com/the-gamer
the on-call card

Runs in every terminal that matters.

Paste it in a README, pipe it through jq, or curl it from a runbook. It is already where you work.

GitHub SSH PGP standard skin $7.00 once
┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
┃                 Ash Sato                 ┃
┃                                          ┃
┃ GitHub:  github.com/ashsato              ┃
┃    SSH:  SHA256:q3XkT8...vL9w            ┃
┃    PGP:  0xA1B2C3D4E5F60789              ┃
┃    IRC:  libera/#incident                ┃
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
curl curltact.com/the-devops
the corner-office card

One line in a signature block.

No app to install, no QR to fumble. The recipient curls it or clicks it, and the card is on their screen.

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╒══════════════════════════════════════════╕
│              Morgan Aldaine              │
│ ──────────────────────────────────────── │
│                                          │
│    Email:  morgan@aldaine.example        │
│     Site:  aldaine.example               │
│   Signal:  +1 555 0100                   │
│ Timezone:  ET, business hours            │
╘══════════════════════════════════════════╛
curl curltact.com/the-business
the every-platform card

All the handles, one place.

Cross-post the URL. Followers on any platform reach every other one from the same card.

YouTube Bluesky Mastodon premium skin $12.00 once
╭──────────────────────────────────────────╮
│               Zara Waverly               │
│ ──────────────────────────────────────── │
│                                          │
│  YouTube:  youtube.com/@zarawaverly      │
│        X:  @zarawaverly                  │
│  Bluesky:  @zarawaverly.bsky.social      │
│ Mastodon:  @zara@mastodon.social         │
╰──────────────────────────────────────────╯
curl curltact.com/the-social
the referral card

Hand it out at discharge.

A patient texts the URL to a family member, who opens it on any phone. No card stock, no lost slips.

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╔══════════════════════════════════════════╗
║             Dr. Jordan Reeve             ║
║                                          ║
║  Email:  reeve@clinic.example            ║
║   Site:  clinic.example/reeve            ║
║ Signal:  +1 555 0142                     ║
║    Fax:  +1 555 0143                     ║
╚══════════════════════════════════════════╝
curl curltact.com/the-healthcare
the after-the-call card

Stays in the text thread.

Text the URL after a call. The client has every way to reach you without asking twice.

Email Signal Site premium skin $12.00 once
╔══════════════════════════════════════════╗
║               Sam Aldridge               ║
║ ──────────────────────────────────────── ║
║                                          ║
║    Email:  sam@aldridge.example          ║
║     Site:  aldridge.example              ║
║   Signal:  +1 555 0200                   ║
║ Timezone:  CT, office hours              ║
╚══════════════════════════════════════════╝
curl curltact.com/the-insurance
fresh off the bench

Skin samples

The colourway the whole plate is mixed in. Five of 31 on the bench today.

Copper Patinaskin
sudo Crownskin
Sunset Stripskin
Auroraskin
Plasmaskin
swipe for more →

31 hand-mixed ANSI skins. Buy it once. Stamp every card you make.

make your mark

Seal samples

The mark struck into the corner of the plate. Five of 60 on the bench today.

TARDURSseal
Sleepy Bunnyseal
School of Fishseal
Antseal
Heartbeatseal
swipe for more →

60 engraver's seals. One struck in the corner at a time.

while it lasts

The current drop rotating

Struck for a while, then retired. Unlock it before it rotates out.

Jack-o-Glowskin
Jack-o'-Lanternseal
the extended plate

Long values, struck below the plate

A key or an address is too long for a line, so the extended plate hangs it underneath instead of cutting it off. Flush left, no border, nothing to clean up after a copy. Click the card.

Linus Torvalds

An extended card. Every value is listed here in full; the card below is the same card, drawn, and can be unfolded to show the long values in place.

Project
Linux Kernel
GitHub
github.com/torvalds
IRC
#kernelnewbies
Motto
"Talk is cheap. Show me the code."
Patch Format
git format-patch, inline, no attachments
SSH Key
AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIK7v2mQ9xLw4pYb1rHc8sUe5JdAo3ZmFiK6tVn0Wy4
GPG Key
4E:9C:7A:2D:F0:63:B8:51:A7:4C:2E:9D:06:F3:B5:81:7A:C4:2D:9E
Nostr
npub1q7v4k2m9x5ft3wd8sn6jl7he2ca0gu4pz3rv9ky5mt8ds2wn7jf6hc3e
I2P
kqz7v4m2x5ft3wd8sn6jl7he2ca4gu3pz5rv7ky6mt8ds2wn4jf6.b32.i2p
Zcash
u1qr7v4k2m9x5ft3wd8sn6jl7he2ca0gu4pz3rv9ky5mt8ds2wn7jf6hc3ea7gl5pz9
one line, carried anywhere

Where you hang the command

The card lives at a URL, so the only thing you ever hand out is a short line of text.

No app to install, no QR code to scan, no account to read one: just curl curltact.com/your-name.

the ledger is open

Find your contact at curltact.com.

curl curltact.com/my-name

Your engraving is always free, no card, no catch.

Commission your engraving →